Missing Bike

I just saw this and had to post it. I don't know what this kid was thinking, but its pretty amusing.

I messed up 42% of my teenage life

As a teenager, I....
[x] Kissed someone before dating (yes, I just barely met him, but ended up dating him.)
[ ] Had a phone taken away at school (It was very rare for kids to have cell phones in my day.)
[x] Got caught chewing gum
[ ] Got caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 2

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times (I'm sure I was since that's a 5 year span)
[ ] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[ ] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class (My teacher threatened to kick me out of class my Junior year in Algebra II, but I never actually got kicked out of class unless you count Sunday school. hehe)
Total so far: 4

[] Got your mom, dad, etc. to get you out of school
[] Text people during class (Again, didn't exist yet.)
[x] Passed notes
[ ] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher (not to his face)
Total so far: 6

[] Took pictures during school hours
[ ] Called someone during school hours (I didn't have a phone to call anybody on)
[ ] Listened to iPod ,CD, etc during school hours (iPods didnt' exist back then. MP3s were just starting to kick in.)
Total so far: 6

[ ] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission(Once to throw up. I had an awful migraine but I don't think the teacher minded)
[x] Broke the dress code (I was wearing a spaghetti strap shirt with a jacket over it and had taken off the jacket before going into the hall to get a drink, and the hall monitor caught me.)
[ ] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 9

[ ] Gotten a bad call from school
[ ] Been called the worst student
[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly(no but I was in the same room with girls that allowed boys in our room without an adult. The boys fell asleep and ran out of the room early in the morning. They were put on probation, but the 2 other girls and I that had nothing to do with it didn't get punished.)
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[ ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 10

[x ]Faked your parents signature (My friend Amanda would forge a signature for me all the time. Her handwriting looked like an adult's. We sloughed all the time and never got caught.)
[x] Slept in class (probably multiple times but the one I remember was when my History teacher woke me up by saying"wake up sleeping beauty")
[ ] Cursed at your teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework (I'm not proud of this)
[x ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal(this was for a lame reason in Junior High. I crossed some sort of line outside at lunch. I guess this was because Junior High students were not allowed to leave for lunch.)
[ ] Thrown food in the lunch room
total so far: 14

Multiply by 3
Post as "i messed up --% of my teenage life"

Tag 10 people, they have to do it too. I don't ever do these tags but I thought it was funny.